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So I have been talking all about the wonderful world of unemployment. But you know what??!!! Work has finally picked up for me, YAY! So let's take a break from the ways I spend my unemployed days and I'll tell you a short story....

Once upon a time......

I went up to visit some family that I have in NorCal over the summer. We planned on a nice weekend of Napa Valley, good food and reminiscing. The flight from LA to any of the bay area airports is no longer than an hour and 20 minute commute. As soon as you're up, you're heading back down. It's great.

Shortly after I was picked up from the airport, at what I remember to be the first or second red light, I witnessed a vial and disturbing sight. I looked to my right to discover that the well-dressed man in his early 30's one car over was delightfully picking his nose. Now I am no stranger to the car picker. I've seen it in all types of cars, on many different freeways, in many different states (I've taken a lot of road trips in my day). But nothing was as appalling as what I witnessed this beautiful morning. You see, this well-dressed man looked as though he was in between meetings, driving from one to the next, and most likely there were probably a few hands left for him to shake that day. This still isn't the reason I am utterly disgusted. Before I could finish saying "oh my god that man is up to his wrist digging for treasure!" is when it happened...he fucking ATE IT! Oh yes my friends, our well dressed business man had another agenda for that booger. "Why not eat it?", he thought. So herein lies my next thought, does this man have a wife or girlfriend? Is he on his way to meet her for lunch? (he did just start without her though) Is he on his way home cause he had a half day? Why do I ask these questions? Well, if any of the above is true he probably would greet his sweetheart with a kiss and I only wonder if she knows that she is in love with a booger-eater. My condolences to her.

So car pickers, I know your out there (I can see you cause your windows aren't tinted), whatever you want to do in your car is your business, pick away. But if you can't resist the urge to snack on your findings, please put it on the dashboard and save it for the driveway or garage.

Thanks.